The adult
in the room.
Vibe-coded tools and cheap AI MVPs often hit a wall. We take your AI-built product and make it production-grade — security, GDPR, app store readiness, payments, maintainability.
The demo worked. Production is a different planet.
AI got you to a working prototype faster than ever. It also skipped everything that doesn't show up in a demo.
Secrets in the source
API keys in the frontend, no rate limiting, auth bolted on as an afterthought. One curious user away from an incident.
GDPR was never in the prompt
Personal data with no lawful basis, no deletion path, no DPA. Fine territory the moment you take on real users.
Nobody can change it safely
No tests, no environments, no deploy pipeline. Every change is a gamble, and the AI that wrote it isn't on call.
We run the go/no-go poll your product never had.
Five stations, polled in sequence. We don't call launch until every one reads GO.
Security
Secret management, authentication, authorisation, rate limiting, dependency audit — a hard review of the AI-generated surface.
GDPR & data protection
Data mapping, lawful basis, retention and deletion flows, cookie consent, processor agreements — UK & EU compliant.
App store readiness
Apple and Google review requirements, privacy manifests, in-app purchase rules, store assets, submission handled end to end.
Payments
Production-grade Stripe or store billing: webhooks, retries, refunds, VAT, dunning — money flows that survive the real world.
Maintainability
Tests, CI/CD, environments, monitoring, documentation — so the next change is routine, whoever makes it.
Four phases from where you are to where you launch.
Intake
We take the codebase as-is — no judgement — and map what was built, what was assumed, and what was skipped.
Audit
The full go/no-go poll across all five stations, delivered as a prioritised report with fixed-price remediation.
Harden
We fix what's red: security, compliance, payments, pipelines. You watch every station turn green.
Launch & hold
Store submission, go-live, and ongoing support agreements so it stays nominal after launch day.
From AI-built to business-ready.
A fixed-price rescue assessment tells you exactly what stands between your MVP and launch.
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